A festive P.S.A from Small Army

The button should have said “If you say no, Dolph Lundgren will absolutely be judging your terrible decision” — but apparently someone wasn’t taking notes during our three-day button copy brainstorm.

So let’s try this all over again, keeping in mind that your decision has already been made before you ever upset Mr. Dolph Lundgren or clicked anywhere on this site. And yes, Dolph Lundgren, his teachings, and chiseled physique, do play a large role in the decision-making process here at Small Army, but have no actual bearing on your sudden curiosity into our moral process. So click the correct button this time. There is only one choice now.

Yes, I was actually curious and finally ready to stop making bad decisions. Sorry Dolph.

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